MEEK MILL I GOT $68,000 ON MY WRIST But I May Not Be Allowed to Wear It

Meek Mill dropped $68,000 over the weekend on a Rolex ... which might become an antique before he's able to wear it, because they don't allow fancy watches in the slammer.

Meek bought the piece from Joe the Jeweler aka "Shyne." It's a custom-made Presidential Rolex with 23 carats of white round diamonds. 

Here's the problem ... Meek has a hearing Friday in his probation violation case. You'll recall he left the state of Pennsylvania without permission. There are also allegations he tried to cheat a drug test. The judge could send Meek to prison for the violation.

Meek might need a fortified safety deposit box for his collection. 

Lindsay Lohan's Probation To Be REVOKED! Jail Around The Corner?

OH noooo LiLo! This is BAAAD NEWZ!!

New reports reveal that Lindsay Lohan WILL (most likely) be sent to jail for fibbing to the cops!

As you may recall, back in June Lindz made a little boo-boo by LYINGpolice — which is a misdemeanor crime — when she said she was not driving the vehicle, when, in fact, multiple sources reveal she WAS.

Unluckily for the redhead, committing any crime is in direct violation of the her probation and — according to our source — the judge presiding over LiLo's probation case is NOT a fan!

Insiders say El Lay County Superior Court Judge Jane Godfrey plans to revoke Lindsay's probation and set the matter for a full hearing, on grounds she violated her probation in the jewelry case by breaking the law.

We knew the LA city attorney's office wants Linds to serve the MAX amount of jail time for this violation — so it seems no one in the system has her back.

Of course, the heavy hand of the law will not come down on the actress unless the criminal case is filed.

So far, the cops have yet to file the criminal case — but we hear it will be filed soon.