Drake Freaks Out After His DJ Is Reportedly Robbed Of More Than $2 Million In Jewelry From His Tour Bus!

KYLIE, TYGA, ROB, BLAC ONE BIG, MESSY FAMILY TREE

Not trying to give y'all a headache ... but imagine -- if Tyga ever slipped one past the goalie with Kylie it would create some pretty kooky familial relationships ... with King Cairo and his soon-to-be sibling at the center of it all.

We banged our heads and unraveled how things might look ... hypothetically, of course. Follow the maze ... try not to get lost in translation.

- Tyga and ex, Blac Chyna, spawned King Cairo ... he'll be half brother to Rob and Chyna's unborn kid. Tyga then becomes an uncle to Cairo's new half sibling ... by virtue of Rob and Kylie's sibling relationship.

- If Tyga and Kylie popped out a kid ... that'd give Cairo another half sibling ... Tyga and Kylie's hypothetical kid would be half cousins with Rob and Blac's kid. 

- Rob would be Cairo's stepdad ... and an uncle to Tyga's and Kylie's kid -- with Blac as aunt to King Cairo's half sibling.

Go ahead ... get some Advil.

England star Raheem Sterling is subjected to vile abuse on Instagram after posting a photo of his four-year-old daughter's first day at school

Footballer Raheem Sterling has been subjected to vile abuse on Instagram after posting a picture of his daughter's first day at school.

The Manchester City winger shared a photo of his four-year-old Melody, dressed in her new school uniform, and it attracted a barrage of insulting comments.

Disgruntled fans labelled Sterling, 21,  a snake on the popular photo app, after he shared the cute picture with the caption 'First day at her new school #MelodyRose'.

MMA star Marcus Kowal's 15-month-old son killed by 'drink-driver' who slammed into him while tot was in pram

The 15-month-old son of MMA star Marcus Kowal has been killed when a suspecteddrink-driver slammed into him as he was being pushed down the street in a pram.

The horror accident happened on Saturday in Hawthorne, California, when a car smashed into two people - a 15-year-old girl and the toddler Liam.

Police and emergency services raced to the scene and found the two suffering horrific injuries.

The 15-year-old girl had leg injuries, while the youngest victim - still in his pram - was found "pulseless and not breathing".

Drake and Young Thug Show Their Full Support for Lil Wayne Following His Battle With Cash Money

Sunday night, Drake brought his mentor and Young Money labelhead, Lil Wayne, on stage with him during the Houston stop of the Summer Sixteen tour to perform a few songs including "A Milli" and "We Be Steady Mobbin'." The stage was also Weezy's to tell the crowd exactly how he feels about his parent label, Cash Money

Dirty Politics: Another Top PDP Chieftain assassinated in ondo state Nigeria

A former local government caretaker committee chairman under the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in Okitipupa Local Government Area, Ondo State, southwest Nigeria, Evangelist Niyi Pirisola has been reportedly assassinated by unknown gunmen.

DID YOU KNOW SNIFFING FART (MESS) CAN PREVENT CANCER, CURE STROKE, ARTHRITIS, HEART ATTACK AND OTHERS?

The next time someone passes gas around you, you may want to take a whiff, it could save your life. While most people find the sulfuric smell of a person’s gas repulsive, or at the very least unpleasant, a new study has suggested it actually has some life saving properties.

 Researchers at Exeter University in the United Kingdom have discovered that the smell of farts actually has some useful properties that could ward off disease if you smell them. It’s all due to the fact that the gas has been linked with controlling inflammation in the body.

A study published in the journal Medicinal Chemistry Communications has revealed that the smell of flatulence has secret health benefits and could help stave off cancer, strokes, heart attacks and dementia,