: Play Billboard’s Guitar Urinal With Your Pee

We live in the era of creative urinals, apparently. Not too long ago we wrote about the SEGA Toylet, a bathroom-centric console where the strength and speed of your* pee could blow a girl’s skirt up and make other amusing things happen during your bathroom trip. NowBillboard magazine has gotten in on this somewhat puerile promotion scheme, with a guitar urinal calledGuitar Pee installed at Brazilian watering hole Bar Aurora.

So, yeah. It’s like Guitar Hero, except that instead of your fingers plucking the strings, it depends on how straight and true your aim is. There are handy instructions and a score board, but it sounds like the melody is all up to you. That means that only seasoned guitar players should step up and unzip their pants.

But if you live outside of Brazil, don’t despair! The Guitar Pee site, if you access it from your mobile phone, has a collection of .mp3s. For practice at home, we assume.

*I say “your” meaning the actual users of urinals, i.e., men. But I assume that you, as our overwhelmingly female readership, already got that.

Tonto Dikeh Refutes Engagement Rumour & Calling Igbo Men Nosy in An Interview

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Apparently,there was an interview going round in which nollywood actress tonto dikeh called igbo men nosy and other things .The report spread like wildfire but Tonto has refuted the fabricated story .

Tonto tweeted :"I waz told I granted an interview with punch Newspaper sayin Igbo Men are nosy? #Confusedface# When Did this interview take place? Plz Disregard this story*Tnxxxxxx"

She was reported to have said :
First of all, it is nobody’s business where my fiance is from. That out of the way, yes Benin men are great and very understanding. They are not sitting and judging you unlike an Igbo man that will want to be poke-nosing in everything you do. You make your money and the Edo man is not interested in your personal affairs . If I keep waiting for an Igbo man I will just end up eternally single.

Dignitaries Attend Ebenezer Obey's 70th Birthday [Photos]

Former Governor Olusegun Oshoba counting down for Ebenezer obey to cut birthday cake

Juju legend ,Evangelist Ebenezer obey fabiyi celebrated his 70th birthday today April 3,2012 .An Interdenominational thanksgiving service and reception was held at 10 Degrees Events Centre, Billingsway, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos and it was attended by dignitaries including Ex-Governors Alao Akala, Olusegun oshoba, oba of lagos rilwan Akiolu,King sunny ade .

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http://www.notjustok.com/2012/04/03/video-2face-idibia-is-trayvon-martin-one-love-acoustic-session

2baba has added his voice to the Trayvon Martin issue with this off-the-dome acoustic session rightly titled “One Love”. R.I.P Trayvon Martin.

2Face dedicates this song (One Love) to Trayvon Martin, 17-year-old “African American” boy that was shot and killed by George Zimmerman. To show his concern and plea for love and unity, irrespective of your colour or your race we all need to show love to our fellow humans.

*O.O*

2face’s new single drops right here on mmm360.blogspot.com any moment from now.

Rick Ross Confirms Jay-Z Feature On “God Forgives I Don’t”

While on his European tour, Rick Ross did some press in Paris during his Rich Forever pit stop. While chopping it up with Sindanu TV, Rozay confirmed a Jay-Z collaboration on his upcoming album God Forgives I

He also speaks on working with Dr. Dre, “Triple Beam Dreams” with Nas and whether he will change up his subject matter in the future. The last question made him a lil

Tornadoes tear through Dallas-Forth Worth area

Truck trailers tossed by Texas tornado
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
NEW: Flights at Dallas Love Field and Dallas-Fort Worth airports are grounded
There are no immediate reports of injuries
The National Weather Service urges people to take immediate cover
Read more coverage from CNN affiliate WFAA. Are you there? Stay safe and send photos or video.
(CNN) -- Separate tornadoes touched down near the Dallas-Forth Worth area Tuesday afternoon, tossing tractor trailers like toys and causing widespread damage to homes and other structures.
One tornado was spotted on the ground five miles east of downtown Dallas, the National Weather Service said. All flights at Dallas-Fort Worth airport were grounded and passengers and airport employees were moved into shelters as the storm system spawned multiple funnel clouds. Flights at Dallas Love Field airport were also grounded.
A fresh tornado warning was issued for Arlington, Texas, which had already been struck.
"There may be storms behind the storms, making damage in places that already have damage and that now is happening for Arlington, Texas," said CNN's Chad Myers.
Video from CNN affiliate WFAA broadcast dramatic footage of the scene, showing tractor trailers being lifted and tossed through the air like matchsticks. Ominous clouds filled the skies, making it as dark as night. The network showed roofs of homes ripped off and trailers turned on their sides.
There were no immediate reports of injuries, but a spokeswoman for Dallas County said she had heard of damage throughout the area.
Tarrant County spokesman Mark Flake confirmed damage in the cities of Arlington and Kennedale.
The weather service urged people in the area to move to a bathroom, closet or hallway on the lowest floor of their buildings and take cover.

Laura Bassett: Planned Parenthood Bombing Suspect Arrested In Wisconsin

A male suspect was arrested in Grand Chute, Wisconsin on Tuesday in connection with the bombing of a local Planned Parenthood clinic.

On Sunday night, a bomb was placed on the windowsill of a Planned Parenthood clinic -- one of the three out of 27 Planned Parenthood clinics in Wisconsin that offer abortion services. The bomb went off and sparked a small fire at the clinic, which damaged one of the exam rooms. No one was hurt.

"Following a report by a witness that a white, SUV type vehicle was seen leaving the Planned Parenthood area at the same time flames were also observed at the building, investigators were able to corroborate this information after viewing security video from the location," Grand Chute Police Sgt. Greg Mohr said in a press release.

The vehicle, which had "distinctive markings," was involved in a traffic accident near the clinic after the bomb was reported and had to be towed away. Using information collected from that traffic accident, the police were able to identify the driver, whose physical description "matched physical characteristics of a male subject observed on the security video provided by Planned Parenthood," the press release said.

Police located the suspect on Sunday night and have detained him at Outagamie County Jail. They did not release details about his age or appearance and said no charges have been filed.

“As a trusted nonprofit health care provider, patient health and safety is our top priority. We applaud law enforcement who were able to work so quickly to apprehend a suspect. Violence in our society should never be tolerated," Teri Huyck, president and CEO of Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin, said in a statement. "We extend our heartfelt gratitude to the law enforcement agencies working with us to ensure Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin continues to be a safe and trusted health care provider for Wisconsin women and families.”