Showing posts with label Gut air toilet. Show all posts
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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

: Play Billboard’s Guitar Urinal With Your Pee

guitar urinal Guitar Pee Billboard wtfWe live in the era of creative urinals, apparently. Not too long ago we wrote about the SEGA Toylet, a bathroom-centric console where the strength and speed of your* pee could blow a girl’s skirt up and make other amusing things happen during your bathroom trip. NowBillboard magazine has gotten in on this somewhat puerile promotion scheme, with a guitar urinal calledGuitar Pee installed at Brazilian watering hole Bar Aurora.

So, yeah. It’s like Guitar Hero, except that instead of your fingers plucking the strings, it depends on how straight and true your aim is. There are handy instructions and a score board, but it sounds like the melody is all up to you. That means that only seasoned guitar players should step up and unzip their pants.

But if you live outside of Brazil, don’t despair! The Guitar Pee site, if you access it from your mobile phone, has a collection of .mp3s. For practice at home, we assume.

*I say “your” meaning the actual users of urinals, i.e., men. But I assume that you, as our overwhelmingly female readership, already got that.

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