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Thursday, January 28, 2016
12 Signs A Nigerian Girl Has Friend-zoned You
So here are 12 signs that indicate that a girl has friend-zoned you completely.
When she tells you she isn't ready for a relationship then goes on to date someone else two weeks later.
If she says "God forbid" and makes this face whenever the topic of both of you being in a relationship comes up.
Yup! She is highly disgusted by the idea of dating you.
When you suddenly become her brother or any member of her family.
Are you helping her pick dresses for dates with other guys?
As per chief stylist.
Or has she called you her "best bestie in the whole world".
When she replies "Awww" after you just sent her a 3-paged epistle on how beautiful she is.
When she starts tell you of a guy that she likes and that guy isn't you.
So much evils.
Or she tells you she wishes to find a guy like you.
But still refuses to make you her bae.
When she tweets "I am single to stupor" and you guys have been talking for almost a year.
And she feels really comfortable telling you all the gross things like how bloody her period feels like.
Dis tew much. Forreal.
When she starts asking you for relationship advice.
Because, you are Dr Phil and bestie rolled in one.
And when she refers to you as the guy she could have kids with if she happens to be unmarried at 40.
Why not now please?
January 28, 2016
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