Monday, February 16, 2015

Paris Hilton Boob JOB: OK, My Giant Boobs Are an Illusion


Paris Hilton BoobsParis Hilton's ENORMOUS boobs are fake, but not surgically fake. 
Paris will not speak out publicly about her breasts, but we know the deal. Paris says privately she's had no surgery, no stem cell treatment, no artificial enhancements whatsoever, and she's annoyed people think she'd mess with her breasts. 
So what is it? The new "Paris Hilton Push-Up Bra" ... and after meticulous research, our photo dept. analyzed Paris' boob pics -- and it appears she's a truth teller.
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Despite that weird photoshoot eye makeup, Paris Hilton is so much hotter in her 30s than she was in her 20s.

Yeah, it's not all that hard to be sultry in a robe and cleavage, but all the same -- she pulls it off (or will eventually ... you're welcome), right?

The only thing that seems a bit different is the size of her breasts ... they are a little bit bigger than we're accustomed to seeing, and it doesn't look like she's in the position to be squeezing them together to simulate more than what's actually happening, does it?

We'll never know, guys ... and she probably wouldn't tell one way or the other. 

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