“Nip slips??! HA! I laugh in the face of nip slips!”~Jennifer Lopez
No. Really. As SOON as everyone thought they miiiight have seen JLo’s nippy during the Oscars last night, they went nuts about the supposed wardrobe malfunction. There’s even a Twitter page dedicated to it: @JLosNipple. Baha!!! Too funny.
But according to mmm360, the singer/actress/dancer/whatever isn’t too stressed about the commotion surrounding her…reveal. In fact, Jennifer Lopez is laughing about her wardrobe malfunction, according to her personal stylist.
Rob Zangardi said Jen had a good chuckle when he told her about how people were freaking out over the nip slippage. He also explained that Lopez assured him that a nip slip wasn’t even possible because she was stuffed into that damn dress like a sausage. Won’t argue there.
His explanation for what we saw? A shadow.
Honestly, I didn’t even NOTICE anything! When I first saw a picture, I kept scrolling down in the article to see her ACTUAL boobie. I figured it was a “Check out the uncensored photo after the jump!” type of thing—but nothing! I didn’t see annnnything. What wardrobe malfunction is everyone talking about? Was her dress too tight? Yes. Too revealing? Yes. Not even remotely age appropriate? Probably.
Did one of her twins fall out? Don’t think so.
