Charlie Sheen Rips Rihanna Yes I AM a Queen ... The Queen of Mean

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Rihanna is in over her head -- Charlie Sheen has just issued a biting response to the singer's "queen" jab ... mocking her subpar command of the English language.

Charlie issued the response to TMZ in (what else) poem format:

"Dear Ms. Rihan-
  oh wait, no last name,
  Okay, Dear R -
clearly English is NOT
your primary language.

Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I'm flattered.
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows..."

later Doosh!
cs"

Rihanna's "queen" jab ... homophobic?

• Yes
• No

As we reported, Rihanna tried returning fire after Sheen's anti-Rihanna tirade earlier today -- calling Sheen an "old queen" with his diapers in a bunch.

It's unclear if Rihanna was being homophobic, but "queen" is commonly a pejorative term for gay people 

 

... and Rihanna's been in trouble before for allegedly bashing gays ... so we gotta ask ..

Charlie Sheen spotted making out with a porn star (SNAPSHOT)

There’s good reason why Charlie Sheen is rumored to be dating a porn star. The 47-year-old “Anger Management” star was snapped planting a steamy kiss on adult film actress Georgia Jones on New Year’s Eve in Cabo, Mexico. (Incidentally, Sheen was also photographed getting pal-y with Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa in the same city, where Sheen hosted a party at the Hotel El Ganzo to ring in 2013.)

Jones is a 24-year-old brunette who has posed for Penthouse and has appeared in over a hundred videos since 2007, according to her IMDB profile.

This isn’t the first time Hollywood’s perpetual bad boy has dated a porn star, of course. In 2011, hebizarrely introduced the world to his “goddesses,” Bree Olson (a pornographic model) and Natalie Kenly, who also worked as nannies for his children. Scroll below for more pictures of Jones, and launch the slideshow below to flip through Sheen’s many other exes.