Theresa May will be our new Prime Minister - but not everyone has figured out how to spell her name just yet.
Teresa May has been trending on Twitter since Andrea Leadsom announced she was quitting the Tory leadership battle.
#Leadsom, Gove and Eagle have all made it onto Twitter's trending list, as the volumes of tweets about Mrs Leadsom's resignation statement, Michael Gove's backing of Mrs May and Angela Eagle officially launching her Labour leadership bid circulated.
But there is no sign of Theresa May spelled with an "h", the woman who will take over from David Cameron imminently and is the daughter of a vicar.
Instead a very different woman is trending - Teresa May: glamour model, soft porn actress and veteran of the Prodigy's video for Smack My Bitch Up.
Understandably her Twitter biog is: "I am a UK model, not the Home Secretary."
She is currently advertising worn underwear for sale and signed topless photos in her tweets.
Teresa May was born in the mid 1960s, a decade after her political (nearly) namesake. Her real name is Teresa Betteridge.
She has appeared in magazines like Hustler, Men Only and Razzle.
She appeared in the Prodigy's infamous single in 1997 and then went into B movies with titles like Nude & Naughty, Petticoat Passions Vol 1 and Lesbian Studen Nurses.
One review of the Teresa May Special on Amazon says: "This DVD is basically a collection of scenes from previous videos. They're OK, nothing special. The 2nd scene is the best, but the last scene (bondage scenario) is amateurish at best."
Another says: "This DVD is ok if you're a big fan of Teresa May, but there's not a lot to get excited about. Just her, with a couple of female friends stripping and wiggling for the camera. Not very erotica at all."
Another DVD product description says: "Teresa May has sex with her man in various positions, for the enjoyment of the viewing millions. Although one would hope that she enjoys it, too."
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