
Laura Simpson has since deleted the posts where she made reference to Rooney's manhood after the pair's now notorious night out in Cheshire.
The 29-year-old reportedly said the striker had "tekkers" and referred to him as "Shrek", the Metro reports.
She was asked "was he hung like a hamster or ogre?" and she replied "like an ogre".
The odd messages were swiftly deleted before she claimed a friend had got hold of her phone and had also posted tweets about drink-driving.
She later wrote: "I deleted the very insensitive tweet that my friend thought was funny at the time…obviously wasn’t, apologies #verystupidstory."
Her friend Jordan replied: "Couldn’t resist when she left her phone on the table…I could have put something far worse to be fair haha."
Simpson was with Rooney when he was stopped by police while drink-driving, after they met on a night out.