5 Crazy-Simple Things Men Can Do To Turn Women On INSTANTLY

I’ve hosted thousands of Pleasure Parties over the past 10 years. After a couple of hours of sex toy talk and tons of wine, these women will tell me every detail of their love life, whether they’re over the moon or trudging through a sexual dry patch.

Ten years and thousands of conversations later, and the same five issues come up over and over. Here’s some super-simple ways to spice up your sex life almost immediately, as told by women like you:

1. Help her out around the house.

If you’ve been living together any amount of time (and especially if you have kids), your woman wants and needs help. If she does all the cooking, cleaning, bill paying, and child rearing, she’ll start to feel resentful. Hurt feelings means no nookie for you.

So, gas up the car and give it a wash. Take out the trash or even cook dinner one night, all without her asking. Men who cook and clean? Sexy. I guarantee she’ll want you to clean herclock later on.

2. Kiss her passionately, and often.

Men get turned on by visuals. Women are tactile and like being touched. And luckily for you, our lips are super-sensitive. Kissing isn’t just for romance, so don’t skip this step. It makes us wet, more orgasmically inclined, and very lusty.

Spend at least five minutes kissing her and really getting into it, paying attention to the taste of her tongue and the sounds she makes before you reach for the goods. She might surprise you and reach for yours instead.

17 Things That Only Ladies With Small Boobs Will Understand

1. When you wear pushup bras to give your boobs a little boost, but your boobs just simply disagree.

These boobs are testing me, oh lord!

2. When people speak about cleavage and you're just confused. What is that please?

Explain to me, please.

QUIZ: Are you smart enough to be a NASA astronaut?

Some of the glorified careers we hear about as kids include firefighters who save lives, doctors who cure illnesses, and astronauts who venture into space.

If you grew up in the US, then NASA's astronaut program is the one with which you're probably most familiar, but just how much do you know about the selection process?

Between 4,000 and 8,000 people apply during each round of NASA applications, but only eight to 35 are selected. And the next round is opening soon.

Do you have what it takes to be a NASA astronaut? Take this quick quiz to see what you know.

You need to be earning a lot of money to afford a one-bedroom apartment by yourself in Manhattan

If you're planning to live alone and rent a one-bedroom in Manhattan, you’ll have to earn roughly $130,800 a year.

That’s 40 times the amount of September’s median monthly asking rent, which was a record $3,271, according to real estate search engine Streeteasy. Many landlords require tenants earn 40 times the rent in order to sign a lease.

Those looking in Brooklyn have to be high earners, too: median asking rents for one-bedrooms were $2,200 a month, meaning someone would have to earn $88,000 a year to pay that.

Lynn, a 35-year-old graphic designer, moved to the city 13 years ago, first to Bushwick, then to Boerum Hill, Park Slope, and Carroll Gardens, always living with friends or boyfriends.

15 Pictures Nigerians Who Grew Up Ajebutter Will Never Understand

If you grew up an ajepako, then you’ll relate with this list on an almost spiritual level, but if you didn’t, you’ll go through it wondering what the hell we are talking about.

1. This was your unofficial car:

“Driven” with either your hand or a stick.

2. Your parents got called Mummy and Daddy [Your first name].

Instead of Mr and Mrs [Your Last Name].

3-year-old boy shoots self in head and survives

When 3-year-old Darnal Mundy II grabbed a gun in his home and accidentally shot himself in the head, his parents thought he wouldn't survive. However, after weeks of intensive therapy, Darnal is now talking, walking and slowly regaining control of the right side of his body.

The small wheelchair that holds his body and the scars on his head and face are constant reminders of the morning he nearly lost his life.

UNILAG Lecturer Who Raped Daughter’s Friend Jailed For 21 Years

Akinfolarin Baruwa, the UNILAG lecturer who was accused of raping his friend’s daughter few months ago has been jailed.

Mr Baruwa was given a 21-year jail term on Friday the 6th of November 2015.

The resident of Abesan Estate in Ipaja Lagos reportedly abandoned his first wife with 4 children before he remarried and since then he has been making one mistake after the other.

His family members are still in shock over the judgement.