Monday, February 27, 2012
Ray J Peed On Kim Kardashian In A Sex Tape
HA! Get it? Because the only reason Kim Kardashian is famous is because Ray J peed on her in a sex tape that she sold herself because she’s an opportunistic cretin? Oh, I am good sometimes … anyway, Ray J is the latest celebrity who thinks that an ability to do something entirely removed from writing somehow means he can write, which means he’s going to (get a ghostwriter to) pen his autobiography in which he discusses how Kim loves the black dick and being a jealous harpy. The Huffington Post reports:
“[KK] let me know she wanted to get with me. She left her husband for me as soon as we started having sex.”
The R&B singer also reveals “KK’s” seduction secrets, like greeting him with hot towels and toothpaste on his toothbrush in the morning and providing sexy lingerie fashion shows at night. Ray J doesn’t hold back when it comes to writing about their sex life, either.
“We were like animals; sexually free to try anything, and we did. For years KK and I had a great sex life,” he writes. “There was more to our relationship, but the majority of it was about our wild and extreme sexual chemistry. She was a straight freak who was down to do whatever, whenever and that seriously hypnotized me.”
But Ray J said things took a turn for the worst with his former flame, when jealousy reared its ugly head. “She wanted to know where I was at all times,” he writes. “She literally thought I was cheating with every girl I ran across.”
Of course, he was cheating on her, but said since she cheated on her husband with him, he never trusted her. “I had no respect for her,” he writes.
Hmmmm, so Kim was cheating on her first husband with a guy who she accused of cheating on her with every girl he saw? You have to realize that this is pretty much par for the course when you’re an awful human being. I mean, she could just cheat on her husband, but that wouldn’t be shitty enough, so let’s also sit her on top of the high horse where she thinks it’s wrong to cheat because, and I’m sure this must come as a shock to some of you, but Kim Kardashian is a bad human being.